So the 2014 elections are over and the GOP won big, holding the House and taking the Senate. Yay!
Now we can begin our conservative revolution! We can shut down the borders and repeal Obamacare…
Except neither of those things are going to happen…ever.
Let me paint a picture of the next two years for you. The neoconservative-controlled GOP now has the green light to appear as conservative as it wants to be and pass any laws it wants through the House and Senate. Endless bills will end up on the president’s desk and all of them will be vetoed. President Obama will complain that the Republicans refuse to pass a bipartisan bill that he feels comfortable signing. The media will continue to excoriate Republicans. No bills will get passed. Third world invasion will continue. Obamacare will remain the law of the land. Anti-racist air flights from Ebola-stricken Africa will continue. The economy will slowly sputter along. The national debt will grow. The last two years of the Obama presidency will be almost entirely irrelevant (really the only good to come out of this election).
The folks over at TheRightStuff.biz seem to believe that this is a turning point towards a “slightly less dildo” world. Before I go on, I will first say this: I love TRS. They are easily one of my favorite blogs and I love their podcast The Daily Shoah. They are usually not guilty of GOP cheerleading or promoting milquetoast conservatism. However, this is reactionary shrooming at its finest. We know God damn well that the Republicans are not going to do shit the next 2 years. We also know that IF, and that’s a big if, the GOP wins in 2016, they are not going to slam through some Constitutional Conservative agenda. They certainly are not going to pass Tea Party, libertarian, reactionary, neoreactionary, traditionalist, nationalist, any remotely right-wing laws. Perhaps the Supreme Court can be altered in order to prevent the unleashing of progressive flood gates for a few decades. Lord knows that the neoconservatives that control the GOP will continue their Israeliphile agenda. Other than that, the bureaucratic tyranny of the progressive state will continue as planned.
In this midterm election cycle, over $4B was spent, making it one of the most expensive midterm elections ever. This money is going primarily towards advertisements. Very rarely are undecided people showing up to organized political events for candidates during the midterm elections. This money is going primarily towards TV and radio adverts. Progressives vote Democrat and Conservatives vote Republican. These people will never be swayed by a television ad. Who are these ads targeting? As TRS would say, these ads are targeting the dildos. These ads appeal to the intellectually bankrupted, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, lowest common denominator, reality TV show watching, low information voter who is too retarded to have a political opinion that he/she is swayed by a 30 second TV ad. This is how elections are won: by obtaining the dildo vote. Every election cycle, billions of dollars are spent to obtain this vote. These are the people who elect our political leaders. These are the people who voted for Obama (twice) because he is black or because he is cool. This is what Idiocracy looks like.
The one chance we had to save the USA was in Ron Paul and even then, it would be like showing up with a liver transplant a week after the patient has died of liver failure. It was too late then. It is too late now. Despair and enjoy the decline.
So are we really moving towards a less dildo world if the entire legitimacy of our government is based on the will of the dildos, instead of its competency? To the folks over at TRS, all I have to say is: